Archive for Television

the nick and artie show

until i started watching the nick and artie show last week, i didn’t like artie lange. i didn’t think he was funny.

i have always liked nick dipaolo. he’s quick-witted and can laugh at himself. his comedy is unrepetitive and consistent. never seen him not be funny.

the nick and artie show is interesting. i love the sports talk. the interviews are low-key. the callers are unnecessary. the banter between artie and twinsanity (liz and marie canavan) can be bickersome and demeaning.>


TVRecently, I realized that the TV sitcom Rob! is just the hispanic version of Darma and Greg.

The husband – an uptight professional

The wife – an underfed free-spirit who spends more time with her crazy parents than with her husband.

I like it.

the grammy awards

grammyholy crap! this show sucked! it was a train wreck with intermittent rescues by foo fighters, adele, and paul mccartney. When did the show go from an awards show to a performance show? Whose bright idea was that? I bet the ratings sucked as badly as the show. Here’s my rundown of some of the suckiness:

bruce springsteen and the e street band – the performance was way too structured; no fire, no in-your-face guitar. but i did think this was a good start to the show. It should soften the blow of whitney houston’s death. but it was short-lived.

Ll cool j as host – his prayer for whitney houston was lacking in emotion and sincerity. His hosting was just as dreary.

bruno mars – i’m impressed and now a bigger fan. he should have been on the bigger stage. it seems the producers put him over on the side stage to entertain while the big stage was being set for someone else.

alicia keys and bonnie raitt – bonnie did not look like she wanted to be there with alicia. she could have done the tribute alone. alicia brought nothing to the performance, and her lighting was atrocious. you couldn’t tell it was her.

chris brown – the song was lame. the choreography was juvenile. my cat falls off the tv with more grace and precision. and what was with the lighting design? it was terrible throughout the entire show.

foo fighters – oh…yeah…they fought the foo tonight. awesome! and when they went long on the acceptance speech, the stage went to black. the announcer said here’s ryan seacrest…twice. they should never use one stage when following an acceptance speech.

rihanna and coldplay – really? were justin bieber and jewel unavailable? gotta say that rihanna’s choreography was the best of the night. but a duet with coldplay? coldplay was such a wet blanket. luckily, the alcohol kept me awake.

paul mccartney – wow. like wine. like buhta. like love. makes me want to buy the album.

taylor swift – who chose that song? that set design? the wardrobe? this is the grammy’s, damn it, not the muppets.

katy perry – ok. i get it. she’s a pop princess. but a little music would have been nice. and the pretend glitch had me fooled. but in hindsight, it was lame. should have been bigger…badder…maybe a swear word or two bleeped out.

adele – great performance. but not the showstopper you expect from the grammy’s.

glen campbell – what was the point?

jennifer hudson – if there had to be a tribute, she’s the one to pick. that voice, that poise. so classy.

chris brown, foo fighters, et al – poor foo fighters. i was embarrassed for them in that debacle.

nicky minaj – what the hell was that? does she even know? does anyone even know? i’d like to know how many audience members checked their cell phones or went to the bathroom during that number.

such a letdown.


airplay: the rise and fall of rock radio

also recorded and watched the documentary - airplay: the rise and fall of rock radio. very enlightening and informative. there were so many prominent djs across the country who influenced american culture with their courage and personaility.

this documentary spans civil rights, political activism and entertainment. personally, my view of the world was broadened after a classmate told me about fm radio in 1971. i tuned in to boston’s wbcn and switched on my appreciation of music and my quest for information.

as i watched airplay, i realized i was not the only one to have that experience.

portlandia – tv show

so strange. so cutting edge. so cool!

i don’t remember which commercial it was, but i was hooked. when i compare it to saturday night live, it’s 100 times smarter and funnier. it has about 500,000 viewers, which is probably less than 10% of what snl gets.

so…fewer writers, fewer cast members, fewer viewers. i guess less is more…entertaining.

archer – tv show

after seeing the commercials for archer, i decided to record and watch it.

it’s a very fiunny show, and it’s now in my top ten. but it is difficult watching archer and hearing bob of bob’s burgers. h. jon benjamin also did the voice for coach mcgurk and others on adult swim’s home movies.

nfl today on cbs

the show is so weak. it is James Brown’s show; Dan Marino is glad just to be anywhere; Bill Cowher seems to not want to be there – he never looks comfortable; Boomer Esiason is praying to sit in the big chair; and who the hell can understand Shannon Sharpe? he resorts to animation when his contributions are met with blank stares.

fox nfl sunday pregame show

what idiot looked at the on-air talent of Curt Menefee, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Jimmy Johnson and said, “something’s missing. i know! MICHAEL STRAHAN!”

he brings absolutely nothing to the table.

acura mdx commercial (bad quailty)

acura says, “if your winters are tougher than this, you don’t need a new car. you need a new place to live.”

not funny and a bit insulting. enjoy your hometown in something other than an acura mdx.

audi quattro commercial

i was born and raised in nashua, nh. lived there 30 years before moving to florida. i’ve seen snow. played in it, shovelled it, drove in it, cursed it.

but whenever i was stuck in it, i never said, “i wish i had an audi.”